Courtney Love Is Psychic…Knows Whereabouts of Missing Malaysian Plane

LAS VEGAS - DECEMBER 04: Courtney Love in the press room at thePhoto credit: Bigstock

Everyone is curious about the mysterious disappearance of the Malaysian Flight 370. However it seems that one celebrity has been in touch with the “other side”. The ever unpredictable Courtney Love rose to fame in the 1990s thanks to her celebrity spouse status to Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain. Later on Love was the front woman for the band Hole, a mainstream rock band that disbanded in 2012.

She continues to splash herself across the media reports in the strangest of ways. This time she has come forward with a nearly Nicodemus revelation—the location of the airplane that not even the world’s most advanced technology can trace.

According to the Huffington Post, Love believes that she knows the whereabouts of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 that has been missing since March 8, 2014. While the largest search in history for a missing aircraft continues with 26 countries involved in scouring the Indian Ocean for any evidence, Love believes that she has been able to scout out the plane from her American apartment. Search and rescue teams have found absolutely no clue of the airplane, yet Love claims she has spotted the vessel in the sea.

Love’s tool of choice is Tomnod, a satellite imagery map found on the Web. It utilizes crowd-funded data to assist in the search of the plane’s location. The social media grandfather of Facebook was where Love revealed her theory using Microsoft Paint to scrawl the words “Plane” and “Oil” on an image of a body of water. The mirage in Love’s opinion is the missing plane from Malaysia and an accompanying oil slick.

Love added “I’m no expert but up close this does look like a plane and an oil slick. Prayers go out to the families #MH370 and its [sic] like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they ‘last’ tracked it 5°39’08.5″N 98°50’38.0″E but what do I know?”

Perhaps Love is turning over a new leaf in her life, and she’s experiencing a resurgence of brain cells that has given her super impressive cognitive strength she is using for the fight to find Flight 370. Perhaps she’s just experiencing thoughts of grandeur and narcissism commonly associated with individuals who have mental health issues resulting from a lifetime of drug abuse. Either way it would be a miraculous event if Love did find Flight 370. All the same, we think that a jovial reunion between the surviving Nirvana band mates and Love at the April 10 induction of Nirvana to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame would be a more likely event.

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